Your resume can take a joke. Can it land an interview?
Get a funny, specific roast—and one useful fix—free. We roast the document, never the person.
First roast free · No signup · Sharing is optional
Step 1 · private input
Bring the copy. We’ll bring the heat.
Paste resume text below. Treat this prototype as a local interface demo: your text is not uploaded, retained, or used to generate the example result.
Limit: 15,000 characters. Files must be 5 MB or less. Nothing is silently truncated.
14,424 characters remaining
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No signup. No hidden upload. No live AI processing.
How this prototype works
Built to be useful before it is commercial.
Paste privately
You stay in control. The current demo does not transmit, log, or retain pasted resume text.
Preview a roast
The polished result is a fictional sample so expectations are honest while live processing is off.
Share only if you want
Edit a sanitized card, copy an accessible caption, or export a local PNG. Nothing publishes automatically.
Important limits
Honest about what this can’t promise.
A resume roast is not legal, career, or hiring advice and cannot guarantee an interview, offer, or job outcome.
There is no universal ATS score. Future checks will describe practical limitations rather than promise compatibility.
No live AI processing, payment collection, or persistent resume storage is enabled in this Phase A prototype.
Before live data collection, processor and retention details must be verified and published in the privacy notice.